Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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