If that was your dad, he is hot
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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