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(859): View more from Kentucky

I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.

(1-859): View more from Kentucky

Thanks for throwing up on me.

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(281): View more from Texas

he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."

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(203): View more from Connecticut

that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.

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(518): View more from New York

We left an ass print on the piano.

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(330): View more from Ohio

You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.

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(224): View more from Illinois

I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".

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(847): View more from Illinois

I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding

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(614): View more from Ohio

this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.

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