Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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