yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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