Sry I called you an 8
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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