come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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