in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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