you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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