Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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