even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
