yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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