Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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