People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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