Just cropdusted the office
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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