I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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