I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
