Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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