question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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