I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I think a kid would responsible me up
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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