Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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