Midget sex pt 2 tonight
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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