I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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