I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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