I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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