He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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