you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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