I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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