Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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