wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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