Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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