Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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