what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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