whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Is Oprah even human
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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