he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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