gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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