She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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