cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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