After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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