It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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