She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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