No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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