he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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