Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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