this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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