i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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