So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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