we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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