white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
two words: eviction party
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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