Buhtt sex?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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