At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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