I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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