You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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