i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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