i was born a porn star she said
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
