i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You dont lie about slip and slides
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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