I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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